August

2010

: 27 : Fri

August 27, 2010 at 2:01 PM

Posted in 'Twitter'

Dear hot tub company advertising a "6-man hot tub," you may get more business with a slight change of wording.

August

2010

: 25 : Wed

August 25, 2010 at 8:14 PM

Posted in 'Twitter'

Tonight you'll go to the Pilot Light and let Arrison Kirby and Katie & The Bass Drums squirt magic into your ears, and you'll go home happy.

August

2010

: 23 : Mon

August 23, 2010 at 4:39 PM

Posted in 'Twitter'

OK, I admit defeat. Been wearing an analog watch for 8 yrs and still can't read it without staring for 20 secs. Time to go back to digital.

August

2010

: 21 : Sat

August 21, 2010 at 6:36 PM

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Oh, beginner motorcyclist practicing quick stops on your Ninja 250 in the parking lot, you make me reminisce. Eager to get back on the bike.

August

2010

: 16 : Mon

August 16, 2010 at 6:57 PM

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I love the section of Alcoa where all the streets are names after famous scientists. I want to live on Volta St.

August

2010

: 15 : Sun

August 15, 2010 at 3:04 PM

Posted in 'Twitter'

When life gives you mascara, make masquerade.

August 15, 2010 at 3:06 AM

Posted in 'Twitter'

Oh man, Knoxville, you really brought it tonight. You rocked out so hard I literally feared for my life. My new benchmark for a good evening

August

2010

: 12 : Thu

August 12, 2010 at 5:52 PM

Posted in 'Twitter'

It IS my stolen 300D at the pawn shop! Oh, prodigal camera, what tales could you tell? How about where your $1100 brother is?

August

2010

: 8 : Sun

August 8, 2010 at 3:21 AM

Posted in 'Twitter'

Ahh. Dinner with friends at P F Chang's, @pattonoswalt at the Bijou, followed by a fun singalong @senryumagic set on @WDVX. Perfect day.

August

2010

: 7 : Sat

August 7, 2010 at 12:48 AM

Posted in 'Twitter'

Ahh, home! And what a homecoming. Great food, great people, and tomorrow @pattonoswalt followed by @senryumagic at WDVX. #myfavoritethings