Dear hot tub company advertising a "6-man hot tub," you may get more business with a slight change of wording.

Tonight you'll go to the Pilot Light and let Arrison Kirby and Katie & The Bass Drums squirt magic into your ears, and you'll go home happy.

OK, I admit defeat. Been wearing an analog watch for 8 yrs and still can't read it without staring for 20 secs. Time to go back to digital.

Oh, beginner motorcyclist practicing quick stops on your Ninja 250 in the parking lot, you make me reminisce. Eager to get back on the bike.

I love the section of Alcoa where all the streets are names after famous scientists. I want to live on Volta St.

Oh man, Knoxville, you really brought it tonight. You rocked out so hard I literally feared for my life. My new benchmark for a good evening

It IS my stolen 300D at the pawn shop! Oh, prodigal camera, what tales could you tell? How about where your $1100 brother is?

Ahh. Dinner with friends at P F Chang's, @pattonoswalt at the Bijou, followed by a fun singalong @senryumagic set on @WDVX. Perfect day.

Ahh, home! And what a homecoming. Great food, great people, and tomorrow @pattonoswalt followed by @senryumagic at WDVX. #myfavoritethings