Journal entries for December, 2004

December

2004

: 19 : Sun

Spinning violently on the y axis

Posted on December 19, 2004 at 5:17 AM in 'Random Crap I Found On The Internet'

FoundstuffNik documents the various photos, notes, etc. that can be found lying on the ground in Canada. I find the website interesting, because I've done the same. Being a bit of a packrat by nature, I've come across some interesting things myself, and speculated about the story behind them. I wish I had thought to save them. I think from now on I'll try to.

December

2004

: 14 : Tue

The artistic dry heaves

Posted on December 14, 2004 at 5:46 AM in 'Ruminations'

This whole photography thing was much easier back before I had realized it was a hobby of mine. I had lower expectations then. Originally, I just enjoyed having a camera and taking pictures of things. Then people started telling me I took good pictures, and in response to that I started trying to take better pictures, and became Wile E. Coyote. I'd run off the cliff, but everything went fine until I realized it, and then suddenly I found it so much harder to do because my ambitions were higher.

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Hobophobe

Posted on December 14, 2004 at 5:31 AM in 'Dear Diary' with tags 'work, night, photography, homelessness'

Tonight as I was driving home from work, I noticed this large wooden tank or some other sort of cylinder which they've built by the side of the road. I have no idea what it could be for, but the area is pretty industrial, so it doesn't surprise me to see it there. What perplexes me more is the fact that it's made of wood and not metal. It just seems so medieval and out of place in an industrialized society.

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December

2004

: 12 : Sun

An ingenious new approach to weight loss

Posted on December 12, 2004 at 3:12 AM in 'Ruminations'

Today as I bent to pick up a hubcap on the side of the road (this would be my second), I noticed the astounding similarity to the way the human body stores fat, and I realized that the problem is a simple one: my body is just a packrat! Show it a broken Walkman and it says, "Hey, this might come in useful sometime!" And pockets it away in some artery or buttock.

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December

2004

: 11 : Sat

The center cannot hold

Posted on December 11, 2004 at 4:19 AM in 'Dreary Politics'

Sorry for more political crap, but this latest Rumsfeld thing just pisses me off.

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December

2004

: 9 : Thu

Where can you see lions? Only in Japan.

Posted on December 9, 2004 at 3:45 AM in 'Random Crap I Found On The Internet'

Home English HomeVery cute and informative Japanese lessons. You know, for kids.

Edit: I first experienced it at work with no sound. You might want to do likewise, the sound is just annoying :)

December

2004

: 7 : Tue

December 7, 2004 at 8:01 AM

Posted in 'Random Crap I Found On The Internet'

Pondering social psychology when stuck in traffic

Posted on December 7, 2004 at 7:45 AM in 'Ruminations'

Driving in PRTraffic jams in PR provide a good demonstration of the rules of conformity and distortion of action that Asch found in his experiment in the 50's.

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Poops!

Posted on December 7, 2004 at 12:40 AM in 'Random Crap I Found On The Internet'

Miss DoxieMiss Doxie shares with us amusing anecdotes, usually about her dogs pooping. Writing style slightly reminiscent of old Drew. Highly recommended.

December

2004

: 5 : Sun

Relax with the mellow sounds of The Rain.

Posted on December 5, 2004 at 9:53 PM in 'Ruminations'

Discovery Wings ChannelI just discovered the "Discovery: Wings" channel, by Discovery Channel but all about airplanes and flight in general. Awesome.

I was watching an episode of this show called Strange Planes, about the catapults on aircraft carriers and how the idea was first used by the Wright brothers to get their underpowered (12hp) airplanes in the air.

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Make up your mind, rm

Posted on December 5, 2004 at 3:44 PM in 'Miscellaneous'

[root@www new]# pwd
/home/postmaster/Maildir/new
[root@www new]# ls -al | wc -l
272554
[root@www new]# rm
rm: too few arguments
Try `rm --help' for more information.
[root@www new]# rm *
-bash: /bin/rm: Argument list too long


Edit: And if you're curious what processing 272k emails does to a poor little P133, here's a CPU utilization graph.

December

2004

: 4 : Sat

Moooving forward

Posted on December 4, 2004 at 9:11 PM in 'Dear Diary'

Moo.Well I'm basically at the point where I can fly on my own with no help from Harold. I still can't do much forward flight or turns or anything, and I can only hover while the helicopter is pointing away from me (called tail-in). So I'm far from done yet, but at least I can fly without his intervention, as long as I stick to tail-in hovering. I still wouldn't fly at the park here or anything yet, but now I don't have to wait for him to be free at the airfield. I can hover around and do some basic forward flight and practice landings, and then when he makes his way to me we can practice more advanced stuff with the trainer cord.

I've done it again

Posted on December 4, 2004 at 7:53 PM in 'Dear Diary'

Once again, I hastily wrote down notes about two dreams I had but then forgot to expand them later, and now I've forgotten the details. So I present to you the vague outline of two dreams I had sometime last week :)

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A day of nerdiness

Posted on December 4, 2004 at 4:47 AM in 'Dear Diary'

My big event of the day was finally succumbing to all of Scott's regales about the benefits of a dual monitor setup. He just got a nice pair of LCDs and a video card with two VGA heads, and is quite happy with himself.

Today was also the Xapiens company Christmas party. Yeah, that was about what I expected: computer nerds standing around trying to find non-computer-related things to talk about :)

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December

2004

: 2 : Thu

The latest great advance in getting people to pity you

Posted on December 2, 2004 at 4:29 PM in 'Random Crap I Found On The Internet'

DDR CosplayHow could you possibly make cosplay more amusing? Dressing up as your favorite anime characters is about as nerdy as it gets. ...Or is it? (Thanks Jeff :)

December

2004

: 1 : Wed

I'm like living slapstick

Posted on December 1, 2004 at 5:30 PM in 'Dear Diary'

Hahaha. Bryan helpfully reminded me of a notable event in my life. When I was like 16, I was chewing on a guitar pick and accidentally swallowed it. And then as Bryan says... biology took over. Man. I've led an illustrious life.

I seem to have empirically determined a new truism

Posted on December 1, 2004 at 6:26 AM in 'Dear Diary'

I call it, "You get what you pay for." Patent pending.

I finally got around to scanning and uploading the photos from the B&W roll I took with the cheap Canon EF-M I bought on Ebay a few months ago. Unfortunately, over half the shots were half unexposed, suggesting to me a badly synchronized shutter. There's a chance it could have been mistakes during the developing process, but given the price of the camera, and the fact that had the roll developed at a photography store, I'd like to give the benefit of the doubt to the store and assume the problem is just that it's a cheap camera.

Only nine of the 30 photos evaded the camera's sabotage, but there's some decent shots. I guess I won't bother using this camera anymore, though. Hopefully I can eventually get an older, fully manual camera like the one Jenn said she had. In the meantime, I guess this just means less crap for me to carry around everywhere.

Ah, humanity. Its diversity is an endless source of amusement.

Posted on December 1, 2004 at 2:22 AM in 'Things I Like'

Hooray, first of the month means the web server logs get analyzed, and that means I get to peer into people's lives and see what search terms have brought them to BinRock. Here's a few I found amusing.

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There is no insanity, rather a super-sanity

Posted on December 1, 2004 at 1:31 AM in 'Ruminations'

Everyone says that talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity, but it's not really that out of the ordinary, right? ...Right?

I've always talked to myself when I drove, but over the course of the last few months I've been finding myself doing it excessively — like I say almost all my thoughts out loud now. I guess it's because I spend so much time alone. Every few days I'll suddenly notice all the concerned glances and realize that I'm walking through a store and mumbling to myself. Sort of like when you find yourself absently picking your nose and suddenly realize you're in public. Except with more straightjackets.

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