June 2, 2009 at 3:14 PM

Posted in 'Dear Diary' with tags 'buick'

Wow. The Buick is acting so caricaturishly terrible. We just watched Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist the other day — the Buick was apparently an understudy for the part of the bitchy ex-girlfriend that treated the guy terribly until he finally starts thinking of getting rid of her, and then she fakes being nice to keep stringing him along, only long enough to twist the knife and do something else terrible. It's comical. I've never come this close to actually carrying through with my fantasies of destroying a car with a sledgehammer and a sawzall.

Comments

Posted by Henry 1 hour, 23 minutes later

I recommend sawzall. Makes trips to the metal scrap yard easier if it's in pieces than when you try to haul one big dented one.

Posted by Bryan 1 hour, 38 minutes later

This has to be filmed!