...in other news, IT'S ALMOST FRIDAY!!! if you have a job you know that everyone says that, always, all the time, no matter what day it is. especially on thursday. then on friday, you get the greek chorus moving the plot along, but the only thing that happens in the plot is friday. i want to punch people who talk about friday. i don't go around every morning saying "IT'S ALLLLLMOST TIME FOR ME TO TAKE A DUMP", because it is just a terrible cycle that happens continuously, just like the work week. why celebrate one rung when you are just going to see it the next time the hamster wheel goes around?

that is what coworkers are. hamsters. except they are not cute, and they smell way worse. even when you try to clean their cubicle out and freshen it up with new bedding.

love,
drew

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