The power of Christ impales you!

Posted on September 10, 2004 at 3:45 PM in 'Random Crap I Found On The Internet'

Jesus Christ, Vampire HunterJesus Christ, Vampire Hunter

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humor, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School.

It is a foregone conclusion that I must get this.

Comments

Posted by Meej 29 minutes later

holy sh*t, i have to own this

Posted by Dan 2 minutes later

Haha seriously. It's like they put together a list of everything awesome and put them all into one movie.

Jesus Christ? Check.

Kung Fu? Check.

Vampires? Check.

Lesbians? Check.

Mexican wrestler? Check.

Musical? Check.

I just wish I could get it in time for my visit to Clemson :)

Posted by Jenn 1 hour, 37 minutes later

Have it sent here!!!!!!!

Posted by Dan 10 hours, 37 minutes later

OK, I gave in and ordered it :) I included a note with my order saying I was in a hurry, and they replied immediately and said it went out today, so I might actually have it in time. Sweet :)

Posted by Jenn the rad 3 hours, 12 minutes later

This was so amazing I couldn't HELP but to mention it in my journal. All the cool kids do it!