There's no real merit to this post other than to point you to an amusing entry by Geoffrey K. Pullum over at Language Log:

I stopped by the eye care center for a routine check of my ocular acuity, and although by the end of the session my pupils had been chemically dilated so things were looking a bit strange to me, I had enough clarity of vision to notice the title of a pamphlet in a rack near the reception desk:

SLEEP YOUR WAY TO GREAT VISION!™

It did seem an interesting proposition. I have often heard of people who were said to have slept their way to the top, so I knew the idiom that was in play here. (Notice, by the way, that the quoted sentence is trademarked. They are clearly serious about the exact wording of what they are saying.) It seemed most interesting to me that there would be some way in which one could ensure 20/20 vision by similar means. I looked over again at my attractive fair-haired Slovakian oculist, who had told me nothing about this possibility while we were alone together in a darkened cubicle doing close-up tests of my gaze alignment and visual field sensitivity. Past generations tended to be warned about recreational sexual practices that would make you go blind. But now, I was given to understand, appropriately directed promiscuity could contribute to good ocular health? Clearly the liberal, experimental, polymorphously perverse Golden State where I am so happy to live had yet more to teach me about holistic health and wellness practices. I took a copy of the brochure.

The entry continues on to discuss the syntax of the above phrase, which is interesting, but the quoted section is probably the only part that will be of interest to all you non-language nerds. :)