Fernando, one of the two new guys we just got at work, showed me his 18-year-old son's band's CD today. It's really reminiscent of TSB. The band is called WNBF (We'll Never Be Famous), and their "thanks" list is joking around and self-deprecating and mildly immature and full of inside jokes, much like our "callouts" (we had the market cornered on immaturity though). Plus they have a song called "Big Fat Cow". The similarities are eerie :) I think our lyrics were slightly better though. Compare their All I need is some more liquor, All I want is to f*ck your sister with the inspiring, masterfully scripted, Waffle waffle waffle/Son buenos pa' almorzar/Waffle waffle waffle/No solo pa'l desayuno/Waffle waffle waffle/Y a mis amigos les doy uno!

There's just no contest. In the same sense that there's no contest between two pole-vaulters who were both born without legs.