OK, maybe not so marauding, but I seem to have acquired a zit on the very edge of my eyelid. I didn't know you could do that. I'm quite proud of myself. And I couldn't deny you the joy of witnessing such a fine display pimplery. It's like this zit was playing chicken with his friends in a classic 50s movie, and he was the one who ended up in the classic scene with two wheels of the car hanging off of a cliff. Except in those movies, usually once the characters slip off of the car, it falls crashing into the crevasse. Or, in this case, MY EYE.
Anyway, here's the picture. Warning, it is an extreme closeup of my eye (come on, like you're not gonna look).
Posted by Meej 8 minutes later
It's a STY!
I had a friend in elementary school that used to get really bad sties. They were disgusting. Yours doesn't looks quite so huge and disgusting yet, be thankful. They lasted for weeks, ugh.
Posted by Dan 1 hour, 45 minutes later
Ahh, I like that. It sounds better than Eye Zit. Sty it is. But if it gets huge and disgusting, then I think it will re-earn the title of Eye Zit.