Discarded distaste

Posted on December 15, 2006 at 4:52 AM in 'Ruminations' with tags 'alcohol, wine, beer, bryan, cat, acquired_taste'

At Bryan and Cat's place the other night, I tried wine yet again. This time it was only half terrible. I'm experiencing the same thing that happened with Guinness; I find myself occasionally feeling a vague desire for a glass of wine, while at the same time remembering how terrible it tastes. I think that, just as with Guinness, what I'm actually drawn to is the environment that I associate with the drink — the theatrics of carefully pouring a pint of Guinness and enjoying the creamy head, or the relaxing experience of enjoying a glass of wine and good cheese in a pool with friends. Still, for whatever reason, I find myself slowly (and painfully) acquiring a taste for these things that taste so terrible at first.

I've never understood the concept of 'acquired taste,' and why people pursue it. Your sense of taste is one of your body's primary ways of determining whether ingesting something is going to raise or lower your chances of survival. It's a sense evolved over hundreds of thousands of years. Rats have an even more acute sense of taste than humans, because they don't have the ability to vomit, so they need to be doubly careful to avoid ingesting anything harmful.

This is a useful tool. And yet we try so enthusiastically to subvert it, forcing unpleasant (and, in fact, harmful) things past it until our body finally grudgingly accommodates it, like the bound feet of Chinese servant girls. It doesn't really strike me as a desirable goal.

And yet I continue trying wine and beer, hoping to finally be able to enjoy a glass socially with friends. Sometimes you've got to tighten the corset if you want to get the man.

Comments

Posted by j. french 2 hours, 51 minutes later

I have to totally disagree w/ your ideas about sense of taste and raising or lowering your chance of survival. Perhaps I'm misunderstanding you, but many times things that taste good are actually bad for you. And vice versa. I mean I'm sure things like drano and the like taste bad to a human for a reason...but if you ask the average human child, spinach probably tastes just as bad. Drano will kill you, spinach will not.

Unless of course you are just trying to justify not consuming things you don't like (aka things of the non-dairy, non-toaster strudel, non-pizza variety) in which case you should sell this argument to kids for 5 dollars a pop on a website called www.momcantmakemeeatspinachanymore.com

Posted by Dan 19 hours, 18 minutes later

Haha, touche. I've wondered about that at times. Why is it that our tastes don't seem to correspond very well to what's good for us, if we've got all these years of evolution shaping us? My best guess is that to a caveman, spinach really wasn't all that important to survival. The body seems designed to seek out fatty foods and store away the energy in case food later becomes scarce. It has only been a snort time (evolutionarily speaking) since food supplies became generally reliable and we stopped needing to hoard every calorie we come across.

I sometimes wonder whether, 50,000 years in the future, humans will have adapted so that our biological needs match our taste. Maybe we'll no longer have such a liking for sweet and fatty things, now that we have a reliable food supply and tend to be a lot more sedentary as a species. Or perhaps our bodies will learn to stop hoarding so much of the unused energy in food (becoming overweight does reduce your changes for reproduction) and humans in the future will be able to eat a diet more in line with what tastes good, without becoming overweight. The body could just discard anything it doesn't need in the next day or so (read: sweet and creamy poop).

Dude. I may be onto something. "Yeah," you may argue, "but what about people in poorer nations that don't have access to a reliable food source?" Well, remember, the energy isn't disappearing. It's just not being stored inside your body. Your waste will be much more energy-rich than it is now. If you think you're going to need it, you're always welcome to store whatever your body doesn't need right away, and eat it again tomorrow. And that wouldn't be such a bad thing because the poop will taste better than it does now (see 'sweet and creamy' remark above). It will be a utopia.

But that's getting off onto other subjects. As far as my original point goes: Every acquired taste I can think of — alcohol, tobacco, even strong cheese (which, obviously, is essentially curdled milk) — are substances that are inherently harmful or poisonous. It would be advantageous for a primitive man to have an instinctive aversion to fermented juice or curdled milk.

Posted by Antonio 3 hours, 35 minutes later

What type of wine are you trying? Personally, I love Shiraz (Australian red wine). It's not as dry as a merlot (f**king merlot), and goes pretty smooth. The cheaper bottle of Yellow Tail is ok, but I prefer Rosemount.

Posted by Fernando 2 days, 2 hours later

Dan,

There are wines and there are wines... I myself like strong red wines, mainly Cabernet Sauvignon usually from Spain, Chile make also some excellent wines and you have available the best supply of inexpensive wines in the world, California. A good choice is to eat something while drinking, cheese, crackers, grapes, etc.

Also depending on which kind of wine you are drinking, temperature can be a factor and make a big difference. Chilled wines usually are smoother to the taste, specially reds. Some wines you have to let them breath before drinking, air them out with decanters. It could get very technical and complicated.

Wine comes in all ranges of flavors, from very sweet to very dry, usually a good choice is the middle ground, not to sweet or to dry.

There are no correct answers for the best wine, probably your best choice should be to go to a winery and do some wine tasting. Talk to some wine expert and ask for recommendations or buy a book and do some reading, there are plenty books in the market or you can always Google it. Find a wine that is pleasant to your taste and explore other possibilities. You'll be surprised.

Another option is, if it is so distasteful, don't drink it. You probably drink some and after you get slightly intoxicated ,you will not care for the taste, but believe me the worst hangover in the world are the result of wine drinking, be moderate.