In Ray Romano's book, Everything And A Kite, he says that, when he's trying to stay awake on long drives, he tries to think up sentences that have never ever been uttered before, such as, "Give me back my fudge suitcase, emperor." I think I may have just found another one.

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We had sushi for lunch today, and I discovered that apparently, Philadelphia Rolls do have meat. I thought it was just avocado and cream cheese, but apparently it has tuna as well. Damn nondescriptive names! This left me with a dilemma. It's not hard to poke out the tuna and eat the rest, but I couldn't decide whether or not I wanted to.

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Last week, I decided to try vegetarianism again, and to take it seriously this time. Ironically, it's not having Andrés and Amy here that swayed me, but rather the Simpsons (I try to base all my life-altering decisions on cartoons. It makes things interesting). Lisa became a singer and Homer was her manager, but his ways were brusque. She asked him to stop beating people up to get things done for her, and he chided, "Oh, you eat sausages, but you don't like seeing them made." To which Lisa replied, "I don't eat sausages!"

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