VERSE 1:

Lots of people are afraid of heights
Some are afraid of the dark, can't stand the night
Everyone you know is scared of death
These all are common causes of stress

There's quite a few who are afraid of bugs
Spiders, insects, also mammals: dogs
Lots of people don't want to get mugged
There's even some who don't like to get hugged

CHORUS:

I'm original, individual
I stay away from the conformist trap
I won't be like all the others
I think i'll choose to be afraid of crap!

Cropofobia! Fear Of Crap!
Cropofobia! Find it in my cap!
Cropofobia! Fear Of Crap!
Cropofobia! Don't even dare take a nap!