INTRO:

I am Enema the 8th, I am
Enema the 8th I am, I am
I got given to the widow next door
She's been constipated 7 times before
And every one got an enema
Wasn't not a 'wait until I go' (Oh no!)
Every one got an Enema
Enema the 8th I am!

VERSE 1:

Got a nasty headache, and you don't know what to do?
Enema!
If you've got a cold I think I have a cure for you:
Enema!
Back pain's easy, keep away from the Doan's
Enema!
Almost any illness you can cure on your own
Enema!

CHORUS:

Some people think I don't
Know medicine
You must be sick, that's it,
It must be true
Cuz all my patients' illnesses
Eventually go away
In fact, I think I have
A cure for you:

Enema!

VERSE 2:

Can't think, can't talk? Got writer's block?
Enema!
Your dad's insane? You have no brain?
Enema!
Can't get it up? Forget the cup...
Enema!
Can't use your Bic? You want a chick?
Enema!

(CHORUS)

VERSE 3:

You're failing school? You can't be cool?
Enema!
Your mom's too old? Your shoes have holes?
Enema!
Scared of cartoons? Drink milk with a spoon?
Enema!
You want to die, but don't dare to try?
Enema!

(CHORUS)

BRIDGE:

If you think there's something wrong
You're addicted to the bong
If your penis is too long
I can cure you with this song!
Yes! Enema!

VERSE 4:

Your momma's fat? Dad ate your cat?
Enema!
Don't have no friends? You can't pretend?
Enema!
Girlfriend won't put out? You piss every time you shout?
Enema!
Can write but can't read? Have a fetish for bees?
Enema!

OUTRO:

Cuz you know enema's the cure-all cure
Have enemas and you will endure
In fact it's even used to ensure
that your and my feces stay pure! Yeah!

Enema! (x4)