We really have to stop meeting this way
You always pop up at all the wrong times
I see you several times a day
You even show up when I'm thinking up rhymes

You're cool and all, I wanna still be friends
But stop showing up at school, it never ends!
I know you like to stand, and you do it well
But when you do it in the middle of math, it's just plain hell

It's fun to meet you when I'm on my own
We've had great times, you and me, all alone
I wouldn't even mind if you popped up for a chick
But it's not too much fun when everyone can see my...

...Friend it's true, I wanna play with you
It's a great passtime when I have nothing to do
But when I'm in a crowd, please don't show up
Also please stay down when I have to pee in a cup

It sounds like we have an agreement, you and me
Let's test it out, here, I have to pee
It's going well, I haven't seen you here
Aw, dammit, you got piss on my ear!