There's a drug that's used
By millions of people
It almost always kills
But surprisingly, it's legal

Would you be willing to pay
To get cut?
Well it's the same thing when
You buy a butt

You're payin' to die
It's not a funny joke
Cuz you're killing yourself
Smoke by smoke

You're sayin' to yourself
That it's harmless as a spice
With that mindset
It's prob'ly not your only vice

You think a few years
Off the end of your life ain't bad
If you think that's all they do
Then you've been had

They brown your teeth
They kill your lungs
Just save your money
And buy a gun

Smoking inconveniences
And it's not that fun
Learn to skate, (or mate)
Or chew Wrigley's Spearmint Gum!