Don't drink, don't smoke,
Don't snort no coke,
I'm a loser
I'm a loser

I don't smoke pot
Believe it or not
I'm a loser
I'm a loser

Call me what you will
For doing what I choose
I don't wanna take no pills
I don't wanna drink no booze
I'm a loser
I'm a loser

Don't wanna get an STD
So sex is out for me
I'm a loser
I'm a loser