Got a stain on my sheets
And it sure as hell aint mine
To get it off I might need
Turpentine!

I need something strong,
Maybe 409
Or Fabuloso? Nah.
Turpentine!

I tried to wash it
Thought it worked just fine
It was back 2 days later...
Need turpentine!

You can wash all week
You can scrub till it shines
To get it off I think you need
Turpentine!

An atom bomb
Or maybe a mine?
Nah, I'll just stick to
Turpentine!!

(scrubbing sounds)

It's still there...