OK, now this is the part where everyone says something, right?

Dan: First of all, I say hay to Bryan. Yeah, i know you're in my band, and you're standing right next to me, but you know, it's like cool and stuff. Next up, Rose! The only other person alive besides Bryan for whom I'd give my life. Yeah, sweet, huh? Umm, like, thanks fer being there. Oh, and you look a lot like a man today :) Yah. Yoyo filth! Hope yer recording project goes as planned (or better). Get me a copy of the finished product. Next up, hey Dave. We started the band, so like cool. Grace! Sup! Umm, like, you kinda abandoned us, but hey, you're still cool. I gotta mention Bill Collazo here. I mean, he's been my guitar teacher since I started playing guitar. Without him I wouldn't be what I am. Hi to Liz, hope yer havin fun in NJ. Hey Ben Lassaude, keep with the Beefquad-x stuph, there's potential there. And Ibanez (Rob Barker), do0d, this guy's the most kick-ass guitarist/bassist/keyboardist/drum machine programmer guy person and stuff out there. Most of the Ytsejammers are pretty damn cool, so like, if you're a 'jammer, and you're cool, then you're like, cool. That's pretty cool. Whoa. Hey there to Adam Nelson, wherever the hell you are. Hold on, I gotta piss. OK, I'm back. Many thanks to Kevin George (yeah, George is his last name) for drawing the album cover (marshmallows in hell). I guess Infinitus (Juan Carlos Maldonado) and Lithium Ion (Jesse Quijano) get mentioned here, but I don't know why. Oh, yeah, Parallels: you stupid lump, quit criticizing and bragging. I hope a constipated dog takes a dump in your mother's cunt. And to all those of you that I forgot to put in here, you probably deserve it anyway. And if you don't, gimme a call. I'll say hi to you. Oh, yeah, speaking of people who don't deserve it, hi Andy. Remember to sleep next to Mr. Teddy, he'll protect you from the evil closet monsters.

Andy: Hey Tweety (Grant Williams), hope yer havin' a good time in WV (ya bastard). Giovanni, Dave thinks your name sounds like a chick. And here's to Natalia, Verónica, Gaby, and Neda for being fine. Oh, I mean friends. Freudian slip. To Mónica, I hope you mature and realize what a Buff Stud I am. Oh sorry, that wasn't me, that was my alter ego. His name is Cheryl. Wassup to Jay from Dorado, and Jose Santiago. And for all you dickhead poseur shitheap wannabees, you'll never be nothin' in your sorry lives. By the way, none of you are punk. At all. Keep dreaming. Your lack of originality and individuality is pathetic. You're just a bunch of clones. Oh, and thanks to Dave for giving me a lot of the ideas for this paragraph.

Bryan: Ummm.. thanks for the intro Dan... Yeah, well I AM the queer (not homosexual...just different) band member that wears my friend's bras, so? :) First of all, I want to say hi to my bestest friends Rose and Dan. And a thanx for those times Rose let me wear her Bra, you're a life saver babe. Hey Grace! whas up? I also want to give an all around "Hey" to all the #ytsejammers. To all the racist bastrds out there... If I ever see you on the street. I'll beat your ass into a bloody fucking pulp. If you're one of those "abolish skateboarding" bastards then you can rip your dick off, bend over, and stick it up your ass. ok? Good. Well that's just about all I have to say for now. boo...