tsb Frequently Asked Questions

1. You've been together for 3 years and have only recorded one song? What kind of a work ethic is that?

Ah, well you see, studio time costs money. How do you get money? Playing gigs. But there's a small problem: we suck. It's hard to get gigs when you suck. Besides, we have more important stuff to do than recording music. Stuff like watching the Simspons!

2. What happenned to Dave?

Dave went on to bigger and better things (namely bands that play cool music and make money). He's currently in 2 bands, Tavu and Konfrontazion. And they're cool.

3. Why did you change the band name?

We used to be called Fuerza Fija. However, Dave was the main proponent of a name in spanish. When he left the band, we decided to change it to tsb.

4. What does tsb stand for?

Ten Spinning Bananas? TommyHilfiger's a Stupid Brand? Taste Some Baileys? Trinkets Shining Brightly? That's for us to know and you to find out.

5. Now that all the band members are thousands of miles away from each other, wont it be sorta hard to arrange band practices?

Yes. Why did you ask such a stupid question? Of course it will be.

6. So what will happen to tsb?

GOTTA keep bringing up the NEGATIVE questions, dont you? I suppose tsb is as close as we'll admit. Someday we'll all get together as old farts and grab our instruments and jam on Smuckers or Cool Song for old times' sake, but I dont see us writing or recording any new music. If we do, it will be under the Mu-Kau Methane Industries, Inc. moniker. Check them out, cuz they're the next big thing in bands that will never be heard of!

7. How can i listen to the demo you recorded of Cool Song?

Send Dan $3 and he'll send you a CD-R with the demo, as well as some other rare tsb and Fuerza Fija tracks. E-mail him at dmc@dreamt.org and he'll give you his address. All but the demo is from tape so don't expect pristine sound quality for most of it. (I'm a good salesman, eh?) That, or if you know Dan then just ask him to listen to the tape. I dunno why you'd WANT to tho...

8. I don't have any more questions. Can I go now?

No. Studies show people find even-numbered lists more appealing. Gotta get 10 questions.

9. Ok, umm... What is each band member's preference: boxers or briefs?

Every member of tsb is a proud BallSwinger(tm). Briefs are for Bill Clinton.

10. Ok, 10. Can I go now?

You are dismissed.