And now for some words from our band members and their friends:
(no sponsors yet - soon tho, we hope :)

"Pain is good!! I mean, Love Hurts!!"

- Dave

"'Wow look, another really old person died. Such a tragedy.' Fuck that. Anyone who makes it past 70 is lucky. If they die at 80 it's not a tragedy. It's about time."

- Dan

"The problem with Bibles isn't that they're so thick, it's that the pages are like, paper thin."

- Dan was sleepy

"I hate racism but I'm not gonna go tell some guy that has an 800 year old grudge and an atomic bomb that he's wrong."

- Bryan, speaking of the Ireland vs. England debate

"In all my years I never found a situation where I needed to use bad words. Until I had kids."

- Dan's mom

"If life's a program, I'm a virus."

- Danielle

"I said that, that was funny."

- Bryan, looking for recognition for one of the rare events when he's funny

"I just said that. Nobody pays attention to me."

- Andy

"Yeah, but nobody pays attention to you."

- Bryan, not paying attention to what Andy said

"I just said that!"

- Andy

"Talk to the finger -- the hand's tired!"

- Bryan (guess why his hand was tired :)

"Where the hell are my panties?!?"

- Bryan (mispronouncing 'pennies')

"Oobie o oobie es me es sub oobie?"

- Rose (Latin for 'Where oh where is my underwear?')

"Man, my attention span is so short... Um, what was I saying?"

- Dan, not kidding

"Loving without being loved back is like wiping your ass without shitting -- it hurts."

- Ed Somech

"Ed, you need a screw."

- Dan, trying to fix Ed Somech's chair, which was missing a screw

"Yeah, it's been a while..."

- Ed Somech

"It's big and blue and salty."

- Dave, talking about the ocean

"You must be squeezing too hard."

- Bryan

"Get away from me! You're making me sweat, you're so hot!!"

- Andy, during a weak attempt at an insult towards Dan

"I'm better at sucking."

- Dan, when asked who was better at skateboard, him or Andy

"The Dyslexic Cow Dog Says Oom!"

- Dan (TheCowGod)

"Andrés, you're trying too hard to be punk."

- Dave

"Did you know that chicks have nads?"

- Ryan Scott

"I don't know about the chicks you've gone out with, but..."

- Dan

"Hey, you know, I checked Pedro's nads during basketball."

- Ryan Scott

"Bluh! I'm punk!"

- Scott Hines (he actually is)

"Yeah, stay punk, and support your local scene..."

- Dave

"Squaaaaaak!"

- Dave (doing a random chicken noise)

"I wanna be a schmuck when I grow up."

- Andy

"Put something cool for me."

- Andrés

"Something cool."

- Dan

 

We'll add more quotes whenever we say something cool... Don't hold your breath...