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Celebrating after a successful hunt.
Remember honey, we parked in the teenage hell section.
Jeff Mischief
Spooky Goats
Drink this or I will kill you!!!
Just relaxin on my pouch, reading about...gay cops
Don't even think about it!
Dog sandwich
The greens blend. Then again, the juxtapositions are stacked vertically on the main page and horizontally on the juxtapositions archive, so this won't look as good there. *shrug*
50 years later, the fun is still happenin
Buy our hair-care product! We'll turn this... into this!
1988
I want to always be remembered for standing here
dan ponders the interesting thingy
don't burn bella!
from the ground to the sky
fuck yeah old cars!
talking to a wall...why won't it answer??
Light lines and ocean lines, neither one will write you
All Work. No Play. Makes Dan a very dull boy.
tree car!
Must Trim Flowers!
She’s well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand Like a lizard on a window pane
Proving that the commercial were true, Andy opens a bottle of liquor and a party appears out of thin air.
She's dead. I shal mourn foreve... is that the FAIR???? WOOHOO!!!!
And again.. BBOOOOIIIIINNNGGGGG... hehehe
Car parked to close? Not a problem for the Car Jackhammer!
Amy's being way more useful.
Kells does drive-thru lapdances. It makes the long line a little easier.
Hehehehehe BBOOOOIIIIINNNGGGGG...
Wall wins again, asshole.
How cellphones have changed throughout the years...
Live at the Imperial Garden...
Once again, Andres fails miserably to take a simple picture of a meadow.
Artsy...
Come back! The singing isn't THAT bad!
For some reason, Dan's claim of "I DIDN'T EAT YOU DAMN SANDWICH!" was receiving many doubtful looks...
Dukes of Hazard 2. Coming Soon.
This can't end well...
Tonight on Fox, Infant Car Accidents CAUGHT ON TAPE
aschenbroedel
Once again, Henry fails to amuse the ladies with his big cannon.
I once saw a gazelle THIS TALL
Mmmm....women.
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! DEATH METAL SNAIL!
Man, was that soda past the expiration date?
every so often, the affectionately named, prepubescent "peach moon" is overcome by earth's gravitational pull, plummeting into our ocean, leaving a gaping white void in the sky, which will eventually be replaced by the less fuzzy and petrous "adult moon"
go fish! long john silvers!!
Just two different forms of... SPEED METAL!!!
Black&White, Perfect Symmetry, Full Moon . . . no wonder Amy is dead.
Get those arms back into the suit
who needs the beautiful magnificence of the swiss alps once youve found the magnificent beauty of amy?
Evil Skeleton's Drink of Choice
The World as seen after Guinness
Must be a good angle
AHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!
don't pour that on her.
jenn cooks all the time.
oh, dammit, the world went black and white. try smacking it, and if that doesnt work, turn it off and on again, that should bring the color back.
Shades of grey...
The list time she was seen before entering the cave to seek her precious.
Water water everywhere / And not a drop to drink
Love at the beach.
As the infamous "Butt-Pirate of the Caribbean" escapes in his getaway car, the police are in hot on his tail.
bound by styyyyle.... and duct tape.
Yessss..... Stare at me..... I love the sweet taste of retinas....
Eet moor chiken
HAHAHAHA BOOOOOBIES!!!
what a ride...
Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
Clothing optional if you have rocks this big
the building shape rocket failed spectacularly
Seems like a casual place to work
Andy makes his first attempt at joining the space race...
Blue girl on a tube. Blue frog sits on brown log thing. Their fates are sealed.
Meanwhile, on the same stage....
Life in the fast lane...
gyogi
Why can't we all just get along?
Manchester United
Crap... that's where I left those...
Get off my corner! This is my street sista! Snip-Snap!
ass fence. I got nothin
rice
so are you in bed
my arms, your... wanna go ride bikes?!
she gets horny when seeing dead leaves??
a nude cocaine user and his allucination
what the crap?!
im trying to fix the car, but im drunk, and i missed... get it? :-/
I likey the carrrrs
ok, you can come in this one. but only if you pee in the sink.
jenn covers what i unthinkingly (and immodestly) expose to the world.
Eh, just put some shoes on over it -- it'll be fine.
No "spare tire" joke here...
Amy always did love to be on bridges
High school best friends . . . and marilyn.
"Are you the bastard that froze my car in carbonite?"
Red tube, red party wasting money.
Train tunnel? Tranna trifles?
Everybody's proud of their boobage
DAMN YOUSE! DAMN YOUSE TO HELL!
New!... Feels Good... mmmh
flowers cower next to towers
we are one in the same!
Come on... Feed Me!
Don't BUG me!
If PETA new of my new fuel source, they would strenuously object.
Fuck the car!! I MADE FIRE!!!!!
this is why the japanese hate earthquakes.
pre-emptive lubrication improves prospects of work on the plumbing
Poseur!
Not the same.
weeeee likes beeses, precioussss....
No, it is not apod race...change your clothes you freak!
They decided to turn the last piece on forest on earth into something better - now we can all die due to lack of oxygen.
What do you mean un-doing 40-up boots isn't foreplay
Ride my pimp.
Some machines run on hamsters. This one runs off a girl in a kimono. Ahhh, the advancements of science!!!!!!!
Another tight place to put my toy. Hehe...you said...toy.
........i think theyre going to attack...... before im gone, i want you to know... ive always lov-aargh, brargh *BAWK!!*AAAAGHH!! *gurgle*...*silence*.....
2gross!
white-trash amy and her hemi!
front and back.
L: Girl R: Incapable of socializing with girls.
Yeeeeah, i'm the one who made the carpet so gross! High five!
taking strategically lighted photos in strategically lighted places.
hahahah!!! an american juxtaposed next to japanese people!! how ridiculous!
mmmmmm...pigeon...mmm...
Amy has a sick obsession with ugly murals.
Everybody's looking for something
TWO MUCH!
cones
Cocaine
EXTREME CLOSEUP
Mr. Goodwrench
hehehe...
Sucky land, pretty water; Pretty land, sucky water
Opposites…
OH OH OH! I want green shit!
everyone's strong but me
teen angst...
you have a marked taste in artsy photos (the ones that aren't blurry, anyway)
Evil Andy's evil is tempered by Goofy Andy's goldbloomity
You shouldn't be showing little kids that Bryan
Old and busted, new hotness. . . Why am I quoting Will Smith? Oh well.